those-goddamned-fangirls:

delightfullyillegal:

cheeeesefries:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

one of the most fascinating things about working retail at a store that sells gendered products is that you learn how quickly people are OBSESSED with the gender of a product that has absolutely no gender indications. People would ask about SCARVES! Plain black scarves. “Is this a man’s scarf or a woman’s scarf?” pick one. which one do you want it to be? it’s that one. “is this green baby onesie for baby boys or baby girls?” does it fit your baby? I guess it’s for your baby then. your baby doesn’t have fucking tits, you don’t need to worry about the chest being too tight or something. “I don’t want a purple gift card, it’s for a guy” well tell him to FUCK OFF if he doesn’t like FREE MONEY because it’s purple! tell him to FUCK RIGHT OFF

“hey can you show me where the nail clippers for men are”

Alright but also one time I went into Macy’s and asked where the fucking umbrellas were bc it was pouring outside right. So the lady I asked, she’s like, “well the MEN’s umbrellas are up here but the women’s are right downstairs and to the left :):):)” and I was like “can you just point me to the “men’s umbrellas” so I don’t need to go downstairs” and she was all “well I guess they’re down that way and to the right but the women’s ones are so much prettier!!!” And I was like “um ok” and left and got myself a goddamn MEN’S umbrella which btw was just a plain black fucking umbrella.
Why is everything gendered like does it fucking matter if my umbrella came from the men’s section or women’s section like does it keep me dry??? Yes??? Ok what a good umbrella.

I asked where the spray paint was. The woman walked me to the corner, and picked up a bunch of girly colors like pink and shit and showed them off. Of course, I just needed her to show me where the spray paint WAS, so all this demonstration was dumb and useless. I told her “I-i need specific colors…” And she simply showed me another rack of fricking bright ass colors and I said “I need dark orange, orange, and yellow.” AND SHE ASKS IF IM OKAY.

IM FINE. I JUST WANT TO BE ERIDAN AMPORA. SHHHH.